Friday, July 17, 2009

Part 4-- you know you're a CNA when...

  • you carry RCP cards with you EVERYWHERE
  • starting clincals at 7 am sounds great cause you get to sleep in
  • you'd like to meet the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley
  • you wash your hands before you use the restroom
  • you can only tell time on a 24 hour clock
  • you become addicted to the alcohol smell of anti-bacterial gel
  • you believe chocolate is a food group
  • you think caffeine should be available in portable IV form
  • discussing bodily fluids over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you
  • you told a confused patient that your name was that of a co-worker and to holler if they need help
  • you fall asleep on the way to and from clinicals
  • you're eating dinner with friends and one of them gets food on there face, you reach over to wipe it off with their napkin
  • your alarm goes off and you wonder who's going to answer that patience call light

these are all sad but... true!

5 comments:

LocaChica said...

LOL! I like the "you told a confused patient that your name was that of a co-worker and to holler if they need help" one. Too funny :D
LocaChica

Suzanna said...

Amen!!

Living Out Loud said...

ROFL!!!!!!! Hehe! tht's a riot tiff! man, that's purty SWEET!!!!! just please tiff, don't do cpr on me...if i start to die, God is probably calling me to....=D hahahahahaha!!!! Well, back to cake-ing.....:-/ ;-D
LOVE YOU

Morgan said...

haha!

where have the chmelars all but disappeared to????

Lacey said...

Hey Tiffany! This is me, Lacey. We met each other at the conference. It was nice to get to meet you in person - and thanks for grabbing a coffee for me on your run to Starbucks. :-)